Beardshirt
11:36 pm. On a milk and eggs run at King Soopers.

Five Years of Beard Growth

Spitter

Tea & Grass at Popeye

Cheers
We met this handsome old bastard in a pub in London one afternoon. That old bastard loved Guinness.

Where's Jessica?
At our last work conference Mr. Jessica Simpson was staying in the same hotel. Unfortunately she was not.

The Crisis
Sach and I have a band called The Turtleneck Crisis. This photo was taken during one of our first recording sessions back in the fall of 2004.

TV In The Bathroom
This wig was put away for a couple of years because I thought I had ruined it. It was originally gray and I needed a wig in this style but in black. I tried to dye it black but it is sort of black and sort of blue. Over the past 8 months or so we have had the best time with this wig. It's a real crowd pleaser as it is impossible to tell if it's real or not under bar lighting.

Hippie
I'm always amazed how nice everyone is in Telluride. It is the most stress free place I have ever been.

Sweet

I Drink and Drive
I ruptured my Achilles tendon back in late October of 2004. In December I was off of my crutches and in an extremely cool and sexy walking boot. We were taking some Clients golfing out in Vegas but I clearly couldn't golf so I volunteered to be one of the designated cart drivers. Needless to say, since I was not participating in the golf game I stepped up and drank for everyone.