Whatever Dude
As I bust this guy's balls for his mohawk he tries to one up me by shooting me the bird. Clearly I came out as the winner here.

Chicken Fucker
In the summer of 2003 my buddy Roy decided that it was time to cut his hair. Each time Coats would grow his hair out I would be his personal barber. After a very brief strategy session we determined that a rooster mohawk would be the most appropriate coif for the season and for the office....