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Oh My God
In September of 2004 a group of idiots descended upon Austin, Texas for the Austin City Limits Music festival. Sach and I flew to Dallas to hang out with our buddy Council for a couple of nights of debauchery in Dallas before driving to Austin. After the initial night of drinking pretty aggressively Council ended up staying in bed until 7pm the following day due to one of the most incredible hangovers I have ever heard of. Sach and I took Council's 1983 Ford Ranger and hit the Big D for the day. Hands down the highlight of the day was finding these ridiculous glasses in a thrift store. As soon as you put these things on your face it was in instant headache. These glasses were $40 and we both were too cheap to purchase them. If any of you find these glasses I will gladly pay you 5 times that for them. Ridiculous...